This is an amazing section that gives the latest theology updates from the toddler's perspective of Biblical teachings....
The writing in gold is an older person or a teacher
The writing in light blue is Fuzzy's theological teachings
"And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them,
And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. " Matthew 18:2-4
God makes other gods just in case he dies....
No, fuzzy, God's eternal...
Wait? God's a turtle???
So, fuzzy, what did you learn in sunday school today?
I learned about Moses!
Really? What did you learn about Moses?
Well, he crossed the Red Sea, because God dried it up! That's right. God took a GREAT BIG PAPER TOWEL and He dried it AAAAALLLLLLL up!!!
Hey Fuzzy, can you tell me about Joseph???
Joseph, uhhhh, built an ark....
Isn't that Noah? Do you know who Joseph is?
Yeah! Uh...... *after many minutes of thinking* THE SPIRIT OF GOD!!!
Fuzzy, who was born the farthest away out of everyone in the room here?
Uh...... Jesus.
It's bad manners to pray backwards.
How long did it rain in the story of Noah's ark?
46 seconds.
The sun is God's work!
That's right Fuzzy!
He drives there ever day!!!